Moocah Milk Chocolate Bars - Cookies N' Craters (Box of 12)

SKU: MoocahChocolate-CookiesNCraters
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Sale price$ 167.99

Moocah Mushroom Mega-Dose Chocolates contain a proprietary blend of all-natural tryptamines & erinacines. If you are tired of not understanding what those compounds mean or why we choose to use them you’ve come to the right place. So why do we use tryptamines? 

No Neurotoxicity: Unlike other compounds, psychedelic tryptamines do not damage serotonin neurons or other parts of the brain. They primarily bind to serotonin receptors temporarily without causing structural harm.

No Risk of Addiction: Psychedelic tryptamines are not habit-forming and have very low abuse potential. They do not stimulate the brain's dopaminergic reward system (which is responsible for the addictive properties of substances like nicotine).

Rapid Metabolism: The body efficiently breaks down these compounds, and they are eliminated within hours (e.g., tryptamines are metabolized in minutes to hours).

  • FOR THE BEST EXPERIENCE MAKE SURE YOU CHECK OUT THE HOW TO HAVE A BETTER EXPERIENCE TAB 


-Made with Natural Mushroom Extracts


-10000mg per bar


-Made in the U.S.A.


-Lab Results on Every Bar


Product DetailsMoocah Mushroom chocolates are produced in the USA, ensuring that each piece's quality is considered carefully. We are proud to offer a chocolate that contains all ethically sourced materials made by fair-wage employees. We take pride in the production of these products that not only help provide people with fun, and new experiences but also provide them to those who truly can benefit from the use.  

Ingredients:

  • Proprietary Mushroom Blend
  • Sugar
  • Milk Powder
  • Cocoa Butter
  • Cocoa Mass
  • Soy lecithin & Vanilla
  • Puffed Rice

What can I expect to feel?

Everyone's experience is unique and special to them but let's talk in general.

1-3 squares of our chocolate will create energy, mental clarity, and a small supply of giggles, this dose is perfect for almost any day.  of our gummies are going to start giving you a bigger pack of those giggles along with slight visuals and a change in color vibrancy. 

4-6 squares of our chocolate, now this is the true trippy territory where visuals will become stronger and more intense for most users. 

7+ squares of our chocolates is the highest level we recommend taking.Strongest visuals, tons of energy, and full-blown belly laughs. This is territory made for those trying to see the other side of the universe.

How to Have a Better Trip

Congratulations on checking this tab out! You are now almost 10x more likely to have a better experience! Remember that many people have referred to Mushrooms as “ the holder of knowledge” so to get the most out of them, it should be no surprise we need a little knowledge. 

  1. If you want to experience real Trippy effects! Your first dose MUST be a minimum of 6 chocolate squares eaten at THE SAME TIME. 
  2. Make sure you are hydrated but as close to an EMPTY stomach as possible. Mixing with food can reduce the effective dose by up to 80%. 
  3. Do not eat more after your first dose, it WILL NOT increase the strength. Once your receptors are working on the first dose they will not make use of the second dose till they are completely done with the first.  
  4. Mushrooms create an INSTANT TOLERANCE. This means taking them BACK TO BACK DAYS will make your second day almost NONE EFFECTIVE. A minimum of 2-3 days between trips will yield much better results! 

Congratulations, you know more about dosing mushrooms than 95% of the world's population!

Have Fun, Be Safe, and Enjoy your journey!

Important Safety Information

**Important Safety Information for Moocah Use**

- **DO NOT consume Moocah** if you plan to operate any vehicle, machinery, or heavy equipment within the next 12 hours. 

- **Moocah is not intended for individuals under the age
of 21.** 

Before adding Moocah or any dietary supplement to your routine, it is strongly recommended to consult with a healthcare professional. 

Moocah is **not suitable** for: 

- Individuals with pre-existing medical conditions 

- Those undergoing pharmacological treatment 

- Pregnant, nursing, or potentially expecting individuals

Additionally, avoid combining Moocah with other substances that may alter consciousness, as this may pose serious risks.

  • 12 bars per display 
  • MSRP: $29.99 per bar
  • 12 pieces of chocolate per bar

21+ ONLY 

WARNING: DO NOT OPERATE A VEHICLE OR HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE TAKING THIS PRODUCT, DO NOT TAKE THIS PRODUCT IF YOU ARE PREGNANT, LACTATING OR TAKING MEDICATIONS. PLEASE CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR IF YOU ARE NOT SURE IF YOU CAN CONSUME THIS PRODUCT

THIS PRODUCT DOES NOT CONTAIN PSILOCYBIN

THIS PRODUCT HAS NOT BEEN EVALUATED BY THE FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION, THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED TO DIAGNOSE, TREAT, CURE OR PREVENT ANY DISEASE.

KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN

 

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